Don’t sweat the snarkiness. As for OJ, the best thing to come out of it for me was a brief homage to Johnny Cochrane’s infamous “If it doesn’t fit you must acquit!” in my own closing for Junior year Mock Trial.

By the way, since it’s obvious I’m looking for work, if you could pass that info on to anyone who could use my skills I’d appreciate it.

OJ thing – I was a weird child. I remember spending that whole summer and the year following the trial bitching because it cut into afternoon ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘Power Rangers’. But, I still watched it.

Yes – Power Rangers. I did say that.

You know, the thought did cross my mind several times, crawling along the 10. Next time, I’ll map out all of the Starbucks along my route so that I have a place to chill.

As for OJ, I didn’t really pay too much attention to the spectacle. I liken it to Internet advertising. The whole OJ thing was so ubiquitous and oppressive that I became blind to it. That and I was a teenager too busy thinking about girls to care.

By the way, I was actually engrossed with the low-speed pursuit of that ex-football player. And the trial that followed.