Earlier this week there was some buzz online that the 83rd Academy Awards was going to be a bit of a snoozer. While it wasn’t exactly dreadful, it did lack the pizzazz and magic that normally accompanies the ceremony. Where was the spectacle? Where were the politically charged acceptance speeches? Where were the ultra-corny award presentations? These intrinsic aspects were all absent. This year’s Academy Awards instead opted for something mediocre and straightforward, but at least the time went by quickly.

James Franco: What was going on with this guy all night? Not only was he stiff and uncharismatic, but he sometimes looked nervous, distracted and as if he didn’t want to be there. The only time he showed any signs of life was during the presentation for Best Actor. The job of the host is to keep the audience in a good mood during transitions and keep the show moving along. Without showing any personality he did little more than direct traffic. Hopefully he’ll have a better night at the parties.

Anne Hathaway: Not only did she do a wonderful job, but she looked stunning all night. She was natural, effervescent and dynamic. While her little musical number was contrived, she pulled it off well and got a chance to show off her pipes. The audience seemed to genuinely like her and it’s a shame she didn’t get to host the show alone. There’s always next year.

Kirk Douglas: It’s great to see the guy still kicking and in good spirits. It’s also remarkable that he has such awesome comedic instincts still for a man his age. If he hadn’t suffered a stroke and had to learn to speak again, the time he took on stage would probably have been less cringe-worthy. As it was, he was at times barely intelligible and wore out his welcome once he co-opted Melissa Leo’s acceptance speech. By the end of it, Helen Bonham Carter’s wide-eyed expression while she politely applauded probably mirrored the sentiments of almost everyone watching.

Melissa Leo: F-bombing her way into Oscar history as a groundbreaker. Delayed broadcast allowed ABC to cut the sound, but they weren’t able to blur out Leo’s mouth which were very easy to read. Next year, winners will be carrying cocktails and smoking cigarettes on stage.

David Fincher: The man just didn’t seem happy at all, all night. Maybe no one is ever happy at these things, but everyone else just has the good sense to continually smile politely just in case a camera gets a close-up on them. Fincher will probably be less happy tomorrow morning.

Randy Newman: Probably not the most energetic performance tonight, but he wasn’t exactly playing “I Love L.A.” either. Also, when he won the Oscar the first time he made a few cracks about how many times he’s been nominated, which was cute and funny. Bringing it up again for this win just makes him seem bitter. Nevertheless, his speech was one of the more entertaining ones since it eschewed the super long list of names and opted for something rambling and meandering, but made for “good television.”

Aaron Sorkin: Writers always give the best acceptance speeches.

Christian Bale: Did he forget his wife’s name or did he just pause and leave it out of his acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor for effect? Winning an Oscar is probably an overwhelming experience and carrying around all of the names one has to thank is bound to displace some very necessary memories, so Bale can’t be faulted too harshly here. However, if Bale did forget his wife’s name, he covered the mistake well. The conquistador look isn’t too shabby either.

Billy Crystal: Easily the best part of the show. He reminds everyone that it really does take a quick mind with good comedic timing to carry this three-hour-long show. Surely there must be an actor/comedian who’s familiar enough with the film industry to crack jokes about everyone in the room without being mean spirited. Sorry Ricky Gervais.

The two biggest problems hampering the Oscars are not enough scripted segments and not enough extemporaneous comedy. Even though the rehearsed segments of years past, like interpretive dancing, musical numbers and genre featurettes, eat up time and force shorter speeches, it’s the show within the show that gets people at home to tune in. Sure, people are interested in seeing their favorite actors and directors give speeches, but once the winners start rattling off names, viewers tune out and jump on Facebook or their phone. And without a dynamic host who can comment on what’s happening in real-time, then the show can feel too scripted.

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Oscars 2011 Nominees and Winners

BEST PICTURE
127 Hours
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The Kids Are All Right
WINNER: The King’s Speech
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
True Grit
Winter’s Bone

BEST ACTOR
Javier Bardem, Biutiful
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
WINNER: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours

BEST ACTRESS
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
WINNER: Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

BEST DIRECTOR
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Joel & Ethan Coen, True Grit
David Fincher, The Social Network
WINNER: Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
David O. Russell, The Fighter

BEST SONG
“Coming Home,” Country Strong, Tom Douglas, Troy Verges and Hillary Lindsey
“I See the Light,” Tangled, Alan Menken, Glenn Slater
“If I Rise,” 127 Hours, A.R. Rahman, Dido, Rollo Armstrong
WINNER: “We Belong Together,” Toy Story 3, Randy Newman

BEST EDITING
127 Hours, Jon Harris
Black Swan, Andrew Weisblum
The Fighter, Pamela Martin
The King’s Speech, Tariq Anwar
WINNER: The Social Network, Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Alice in Wonderland, Ken Ralston, David Schaub, Carey Villegas and Sean Phillips
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1, Tim Burke, John Richardson, Christian Manz and Nicolas Aithadi
Hereafter, Michael Owens, Bryan Grill, Stephan Trojanski and Joe Farrell
WINNER: Inception, Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb
Iron Man 2, Janek Sirrs, Ben Snow, Ged Wright and Daniel Sudick

BEST DOCUMENTARY
Exit Through the Gift Shop, Banksy and Jaimie D’Cruz
Gasland, Josh Fox and Trish Adlesic
WINNER: Inside Job, Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs
Restrepo, Tim Hetherington and Sebastian Junger
Waste Land, Lucy Walker and Angus Aynley

BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT
The Confession, Tanel Toom
The Crush, Michael Creagh
WINNER: God of Love, Luke Matheny
Na Wewe, Ivan Goldschmidt
Wish 143, Ian Barnes and Samantha Waite

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
Killing in the Name (Nominees TBD)
Poster Girl (Nominees (TBD)
WINNER: Strangers No More, Karen Goodman and Kirk Simon
Sun Come Up, Jennifer Redfearn and Tim Metzger
The Warriors of Qiugang, Ruby Yang and Thomas Lenno

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
WINNER: Alice in Wonderland, Colleen Atwood
I Am Love, Antonella Cannarozzi
The King’s Speech, Jenny Beaven
The Tempest, Sandy Powell
True Grit, Mary Zophres

BEST MAKEUP
Barney’s Version, Adrien Morot
The Way Back, Eduoard F. Henriques, Gregory Funk, Yolanda Toussieng
WINNER: The Wolfman, Rick Baker and Dave Elsey

BEST SOUND EDITING
WINNER: Inception, Richard King
Toy Story 3, Tom Myers and Michael Silvers
TRON: Legacy, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle and Addison Teague
True Grit, Skip Lievsay and Craig Berkey
Unstoppable, Mark P. Stoeckinger

BEST SOUND MIXING
WINNER: Inception, Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo, and Ed Novick
The King’s Speech, Paul Hamblin, Martin Jensen, and John Midgley
Salt, Jeffrey J. Haboush, Greg P. Russell, Scott Millan, and William Sarokin
The Social Network, Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick, and Mark Weingarten
True Grit, Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff, and Peter F. Kurland

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
127 Hours, A.R. Rahman
How to Train Your Dragon, John Powell
Inception, Hans Zimmer
The King’s Speech, Alexandre Desplat
WINNER: The Social Network, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
WINNER: Christian Bale, The Fighter
John Hawkes, Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Hors la Loi (Outside the Law) (Algeria)
Incendies (Canada)
WINNER: In a Better World (Denmark)
Dogtooth (Greece)
Biutiful (Mexico)

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Another Year, written by Mike Leigh
The Fighter, Screenplay by Scott Silver and Paul Tamasy & Eric Johnson; 
Story by Keith Dorrington & Paul Tamasy & Eric Johnson
Inception, written by Christopher Nolan
The Kids Are All Right, written by Lisa Cholodenko & Stuart Blumberg
WINNER: The King’s Speech, Screenplay by David Seidler

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
127 Hours, Screenplay by Danny Boyle & Simon Beaufoy
WINNER: The Social Network, Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin
Toy Story 3, Screenplay by Michael Arndt; Story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich
True Grit, written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
Winter’s Bone, adapted for the screen by Debra Granik & Anne Rosellini

BEST ANIMATED FILM
How to Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
WINNER: Toy Story 3

BEST ANIMATED SHORT
Day & Night, Teddy Newton
The Gruffalo, Jakob Schuh and Max Lang
Let’s Pollute, Geefwee Boedoe
WINNER: The Lost Thing, Shaun Tan and Andrew Ruhemann
Madagascar, Carnet de Voyage (Madagascar, a Journey Diary), Bastien Dubois

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
WINNER: Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Black Swan, Matthew Libatique
WINNER: Inception, Wally Pfister
The King’s Speech, Danny Cohen
The Social Network, Jeff Cronenweth
True Grit, Roger Deakins

BEST ART DIRECTION
WINNER: Alice in Wonderland, Robert Stromberg, Karen O’Hara
Happy Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1, Stuart Craig, Stephenie McMillan
Inception, Guy Hendrix Dyas, Larry Dias, Doug Mowat
The King’s Speech, Eve Stewart, Judy Farr
True Grit, Jess Gonchor, Nancy Haigh